May 2010
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April 2010
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great uncle
allisonunsupervised:
The cold reality may be that he died in a solitary old age and was put to rest without the rest of us knowing— we were, after all, just the in-laws, though three generations deep— but in my mind he’ll always be dapper in a straw hat and summer holiday madras, sitting in the shade of the crabapple tree teaching backgammon to sweaty kids who fidgeted with spent bottle rockets...
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Secret Tumblr
It’s spelled “Swayze,” you racist, dipshit fucktards.
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Oh, Facebook!
Their enhanced concept of the Social Graph is lovely, actually, especially for data miners and other marketing troll people, though as ever they rolled out a bunch of related UI changes that suck the lice out of the sweat droplets on Alpaca testicles. They’ve inadvertently turned it into Likebook.
Beyond that predictable failure, in this case, their “helpful” heuristics to seed...
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AWESOME: New office has really nice private shower rooms so I can ride my bike to work!
SUBSTANTIALLY NOT AWESOME: Finding some coworker’s sweaty, gross underwear on the floor in one of them this morning!
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So am I the only one who thought the $5 thing was an April Fools joke?