Think of these as tweets, except people will actually read them

• I’m glad the ALCS is over, because the only outcome that worked for me between those two teams would be a Black Sunday / Sum Of All Fears thing.
• You keep on posting your politics on Facebook, and I’ll keep on not changing my mind.
• Tomorrow will be Day 3 of freezing-ass rain and charcoal skies. At this rate I’m going to have to mount the SAD lamp on my nose. Fuck autumn; fuck it hard; this sucks; I have to move.
• NOAA says we’re going to have a dreadful winter. I’d worry except they said that last year, too.
• I signed up for a creative project that is WAY bigger than I thought and on a tight deadline. Not how I planned my retirement, but OK.