Start a not-for-profit 501(c)(3) that brings the RAWK to twee, beardy hipster bands who need a kick in the scrotum. Collect old amplifiers and distortion pedals and solid-body guitars, and take them around to those what need them.

"Here, Bon. (May I call you ‘Bon’?) Have a Les Paul and plexi half stack."

"Messrs. Avett? A Strat and MXR Distortion+ for each of you. You connect them this way."

We could film it and put it on TV, do a big candid camera reveal thing like when Ty gives people new houses. Tears, hugs, screaming neighbors, etc. Merchandise tie-ins, all of it.

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  1. runonsentencesaboutemotions said: Can Lemmy be the host and make with the kicking?
  2. steelopus said: I’d donate money, but not gear, to this project. There’s no way in hell I’m letting “those people” touch my gear.
  3. jamiek said: Fundraising idea: Release a cover album of said twee songs in the style of power ballads, complete with real guitar solos.
  4. monkeyfrog said: I love you so.
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