Start a not-for-profit 501(c)(3) that brings the RAWK to twee, beardy hipster bands who need a kick in the scrotum. Collect old amplifiers and distortion pedals and solid-body guitars, and take them around to those what need them.
“Here, Bon. (May I call you ‘Bon’?) Have a Les Paul and plexi half stack.”
“Messrs. Avett? A Strat and MXR Distortion+ for each of you. You connect them this way.”
We could film it and put it on TV, do a big candid camera reveal thing like when Ty gives people new houses. Tears, hugs, screaming neighbors, etc. Merchandise tie-ins, all of it.
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mattdoucette said:
Can Lemmy be the host and make with the kicking?
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steelopus said:
I’d donate money, but not gear, to this project. There’s no way in hell I’m letting “those people” touch my gear.
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jamiek said:
Fundraising idea: Release a cover album of said twee songs in the style of power ballads, complete with real guitar solos.
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monkeyfrog said:
I love you so.
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