Patient: 2yo male, 125cm, 4kg. Presenting with multiple dimmed sections, no pulse, odd PVC odor. 

Thoracic surgeon restored all functionality below the neck, but had to decapitate patient to facilitate procedure. Replaced modern, open-circuited high output white LED with ancient low efficiency red model because it was near the heart and awwww.  Severed wire in lower frame discovered to be live 120VAC the hard way; use caution. 

Proceeding to head/neck consult for evaluation and possible reheading, though putting him back in the front yard with no head is appealing to next of kin.

Patient: 2yo male, 125cm, 4kg. Presenting with multiple dimmed sections, no pulse, odd PVC odor.

Thoracic surgeon restored all functionality below the neck, but had to decapitate patient to facilitate procedure. Replaced modern, open-circuited high output white LED with ancient low efficiency red model because it was near the heart and awwww. Severed wire in lower frame discovered to be live 120VAC the hard way; use caution.

Proceeding to head/neck consult for evaluation and possible reheading, though putting him back in the front yard with no head is appealing to next of kin.

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  1. elizabite said: Add some red lights if you install him beheaded. That would be the best.
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