February 19, 2013
Best Thing You Will Read Today

underwhelmed:

Some guy made a parody menu of Guy Fieri’s restaurant menu and it does not disappoint.

“The ‘Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam’ Appetizer (49.95)

We take 38 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick & funky Mushroom Dribblins.”

  1. braingaius reblogged this from dshaf
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    “The bidet is an MP3 player that plays Smash Mouth while you eat.” I’m crying with laughter and I haven’t even gotten...
  3. bananacasts reblogged this from scholvin and added:
    This has brought me to crying, laughing, and coughing all at the same time. Reno!!! is the winner.
  4. tbridge reblogged this from scholvin and added:
    This is the one that made me laugh so hard I almost peed.
  5. hiscalifornia reblogged this from myshelipartdeux and added:
    I can’t stop laughing.
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