April 13, 2013
Today, by the numbers:

  • 33º and misting/flurries
  • 1 46-year-old man, 1 8-year-old boy, and his team + coaches
  • a 30-minute baseball practice followed by a ~2.5 hour game
  • starting in 15 minutes
  • 15 days since I left California, the last time I felt warm or saw the sun
  • 4461 days until June 30, 2025, by which time my youngest will have (hopefully) graduated from high school and I will be moving as far from this fucking place as I can get

UPDATE: they canceled the game, mercifully, but the rest of it still stands.

December 15, 2012
"Gun control supporters have the blood of little children on their hands. Federal and state laws combined to insure that no teacher, no administrator, no adult had a gun at the Newtown school where the children were murdered. This tragedy underscores the urgency of getting rid of gun bans in school zones."

Larry Pratt, executive director of Gun Owners of America, responding to Friday’s tragedy. (via motherjones)

I’VE GOT NOTHING

(via synecdoche)

…….

(via openareas)

Just how small can a man’s dick actually be?

(via openareas)

November 23, 2012

That moment when you’re packing for your gig tonight and you realize that during your ragefest/tantrum following your last gig, you must have left your fucking guitar stand at the fucking venue and that fucking idiot fuck who rushed you off the fucking stage prolly went home with the fucking thing and you get ALL RAGEY AGAIN.