Cratering

A half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk.

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Cratering

a half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk
That thing where a series of hilarious events worthy of a liveblog is happening, but to do so would be rude and possibly career damaging.

So, instead, a selfie en route to the Jerz.

That thing where a series of hilarious events worthy of a liveblog is happening, but to do so would be rude and possibly career damaging.

So, instead, a selfie en route to the Jerz.

Tailgating. Bosslike.

Tailgating. Bosslike.

There may be experiences more painful to a performer than sifting through 90 minutes of unflinchingly accurate video from a disastrous gig to try to find 2-3 usable minutes for a demo reel.
But damned if I can think of any right now.

There may be experiences more painful to a performer than sifting through 90 minutes of unflinchingly accurate video from a disastrous gig to try to find 2-3 usable minutes for a demo reel.

But damned if I can think of any right now.

By request.

By request.

GPOYW, from Saturday’s (personally) disastrous gig. You can actually see how tense my left forearm is as I’m trying to squeeze something toneful out of the goddamned thing.
Bonus picture of Todd with his Stanley Cup beard, which I assume is gone now. If you live in northwest Illinois, you can come and find out for yourself at Poopy’s this Friday from 6-10pm.

GPOYW, from Saturday’s (personally) disastrous gig. You can actually see how tense my left forearm is as I’m trying to squeeze something toneful out of the goddamned thing.

Bonus picture of Todd with his Stanley Cup beard, which I assume is gone now. If you live in northwest Illinois, you can come and find out for yourself at Poopy’s this Friday from 6-10pm.

Turns out there are places in America that aren’t 46° and raining all the fucken time.

Turns out there are places in America that aren’t 46° and raining all the fucken time.

Vintage GPOY, about 1992.

Back row, 3rd from the right.

Ladies.

Vintage GPOY, about 1992.

Back row, 3rd from the right.

Ladies.

If you’re looking for the chlorine, I found it.

If you’re looking for the chlorine, I found it.

The face of denial.

The face of denial.

Dig the luxurious mane from January 6, 1990, apparently.

Dig the luxurious mane from January 6, 1990, apparently.

What do you think a 5HP 8HP snowblower auger would do to a groundhog? Wanna find out?

What do you think a 5HP 8HP snowblower auger would do to a groundhog? Wanna find out?

Still have the bow tie.

The hair and the Ovation are elsewhere now.

Still have the bow tie.

The hair and the Ovation are elsewhere now.

SAD light solidarity.

Seriously, if you think you’re affected, just get one and try it. You can get one for under $50 and return it if it doesn’t help. (But it will.) Don’t forget a vitamin D supplement, too. They have both helped me tremendously. We did not evolve in these lightless places and it makes sense to compensate.

SAD light solidarity.

Seriously, if you think you’re affected, just get one and try it. You can get one for under $50 and return it if it doesn’t help. (But it will.) Don’t forget a vitamin D supplement, too. They have both helped me tremendously. We did not evolve in these lightless places and it makes sense to compensate.

New sweater+ N mimosas (sans OJ) = fireside nap.

New sweater+ N mimosas (sans OJ) = fireside nap.