Put down your FUCKING PHONE and PAY ATTENTION because YOUR PUNK ASS LITTLE MISCREANT made MY BABY CRY and I WILL NOT HAVE IT so STOP SHOPPING FOR FUCKING BOOTS and DISCIPLINE THAT LITTLE SHIT or I WILL DO IT right here IN FRONT OF GOD, THE SCHOOL, AND ALL THE OTHER PARENTS.

EVERY TIME.

THAT IS MY BABY GIRL.

YOUR KID IS A DELINQUENT FUCKHEAD AND I WILL TAKE THE LAW INTO MY HANDS.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

FUCK. YOU. ASSHOLE.

YES. I WILL BE THAT PARENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. STRAP IT DOWN BECAUSE HERE I COME, UNAFRAID.