I had more dental work done Monday. Afterward, while my face was still numb, I ate lunch and bit the living hell out of the inside of my cheek on the one side. Didn’t feel it at the time, of course. I feel it now, but it’s manageable pain. The only things that hurt too much to eat/drink? Are you ready for this?

COFFEE AND SCOTCH.

That’s, like, 80% of my fluid intake right there. And most of my reason for living.