Cratering

A half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk.

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Cratering

a half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk
By request.

By request.

GPOYW, from Saturday’s (personally) disastrous gig. You can actually see how tense my left forearm is as I’m trying to squeeze something toneful out of the goddamned thing.
Bonus picture of Todd with his Stanley Cup beard, which I assume is gone now. If you live in northwest Illinois, you can come and find out for yourself at Poopy’s this Friday from 6-10pm.

GPOYW, from Saturday’s (personally) disastrous gig. You can actually see how tense my left forearm is as I’m trying to squeeze something toneful out of the goddamned thing.

Bonus picture of Todd with his Stanley Cup beard, which I assume is gone now. If you live in northwest Illinois, you can come and find out for yourself at Poopy’s this Friday from 6-10pm.

Turns out there are places in America that aren’t 46° and raining all the fucken time.

Turns out there are places in America that aren’t 46° and raining all the fucken time.

Vintage GPOY, about 1992.

Back row, 3rd from the right.

Ladies.

Vintage GPOY, about 1992.

Back row, 3rd from the right.

Ladies.

If you’re looking for the chlorine, I found it.

If you’re looking for the chlorine, I found it.

The face of denial.

The face of denial.

Dig the luxurious mane from January 6, 1990, apparently.

Dig the luxurious mane from January 6, 1990, apparently.

What do you think a 5HP 8HP snowblower auger would do to a groundhog? Wanna find out?

What do you think a 5HP 8HP snowblower auger would do to a groundhog? Wanna find out?

Still have the bow tie.

The hair and the Ovation are elsewhere now.

Still have the bow tie.

The hair and the Ovation are elsewhere now.

SAD light solidarity.

Seriously, if you think you’re affected, just get one and try it. You can get one for under $50 and return it if it doesn’t help. (But it will.) Don’t forget a vitamin D supplement, too. They have both helped me tremendously. We did not evolve in these lightless places and it makes sense to compensate.

SAD light solidarity.

Seriously, if you think you’re affected, just get one and try it. You can get one for under $50 and return it if it doesn’t help. (But it will.) Don’t forget a vitamin D supplement, too. They have both helped me tremendously. We did not evolve in these lightless places and it makes sense to compensate.

New sweater+ N mimosas (sans OJ) = fireside nap.

New sweater+ N mimosas (sans OJ) = fireside nap.

Something on this train is deader than my career.

Something on this train is deader than my career.

Gratuitous publicity photo outtake that accidentally captures the situation perfectly.

Gratuitous publicity photo outtake that accidentally captures the situation perfectly.

Throwback Thursday.
Pretty sure this is San Diego; real sure it’s the spring of 1988, supporting the Mee-Ow Show on tour to raise money from rich alumni. 

Throwback Thursday.

Pretty sure this is San Diego; real sure it’s the spring of 1988, supporting the Mee-Ow Show on tour to raise money from rich alumni.