A half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk.
A Ritalin fogger for boys’ youth soccer coaches. Market a machine that blasts huge, thick clouds of it (or barbiturates, or opioids, or whatever it takes) into the air over the pitch, like some towns do for mosquito control.
Today while I was working out, I watched the Golf Channel’s news and highlights program, “Morning Drive.” (A man can only watch so much CNBC before his soul dies completely.)
Their anchor team includes Holly Sonders. I am never forgiving you if you knew this and did not tell me.