Cratering

A half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk.

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Cratering

a half-stack doesn't fit in the trunk
Parenting.

Parenting.

Daddy’s little angel, idly: who do you want to win? LA or NYR?

Me: LA. Since they beat Chicago, I’ll feel better if they win it all.

DLA: well I want the other guys to win because PAYBACK.

Daddy’s little angel, idly: who do you want to win? LA or NYR?

Me: LA. Since they beat Chicago, I’ll feel better if they win it all.

DLA: well I want the other guys to win because PAYBACK.

Best part: we are at this amazing celebration, eating ALL the food and getting day drunk, and my aunt put these two to work. BAHAHAHA!

Best part: we are at this amazing celebration, eating ALL the food and getting day drunk, and my aunt put these two to work. BAHAHAHA!

Setting up a Minecraft server (PE edition) on my linux box in the basement for Danny. Next step will be to poke a hole in the firewall and set up a whitelist (and a network ACL) so his buddies can play with him.
I know that Minecraft is much decried as a terrible time waster, and some kids display borderline addictive behavior around it. I kinda feel like there are analogies here to giving them condoms when they get a little older: they’re going to do it anyway, so they might as well do it under the safest conditions possible. 

Setting up a Minecraft server (PE edition) on my linux box in the basement for Danny. Next step will be to poke a hole in the firewall and set up a whitelist (and a network ACL) so his buddies can play with him.

I know that Minecraft is much decried as a terrible time waster, and some kids display borderline addictive behavior around it. I kinda feel like there are analogies here to giving them condoms when they get a little older: they’re going to do it anyway, so they might as well do it under the safest conditions possible. 

WRONG WEEK TO LET YOUR FAILED KID BULLY MY BABY GIRL

Put down your FUCKING PHONE and PAY ATTENTION because YOUR PUNK ASS LITTLE MISCREANT made MY BABY CRY and I WILL NOT HAVE IT so STOP SHOPPING FOR FUCKING BOOTS and DISCIPLINE THAT LITTLE SHIT or I WILL DO IT right here IN FRONT OF GOD, THE SCHOOL, AND ALL THE OTHER PARENTS.

EVERY TIME.

THAT IS MY BABY GIRL.

YOUR KID IS A DELINQUENT FUCKHEAD AND I WILL TAKE THE LAW INTO MY HANDS.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

FUCK. YOU. ASSHOLE.

YES. I WILL BE THAT PARENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. STRAP IT DOWN BECAUSE HERE I COME, UNAFRAID.